Associate Press (Atlanta, Ga) – BREAKING: In a stunning turn of events, the Republican party has announced their desire to enter the “Reality T.V.” market. “The Real Republicans of America” will offer a behind-the-scenes look at the gridlock in Washington and Republicans’ effort to win back America.
It seems this election cycle has been an attempt to test the market’s interest in political T.V. One party leader was quoted as saying, “With American Idol on it’s final season, we thought there might be a gap in the market for us to grab ahold of. There is more power in T.V. than in the White House”
Donald Trump and Marco Rubio were seen after the latest debate toasting each other and celebrating yet another wildly successful night. The two hour debate dominated T.V ratings, thus proving once again that stupidity sells and pandering is the highway to success.
Trump was quoted saying, “Man, that was fun wasn’t it? I bet people were rolling in the floor! You’re welcome America!” When asked if he was concerned that people were taking the spectacle seriously, he laughed it off saying, “How could they? I don’t even believe the things I am saying! All in good fun, my man!”
Trump was quoted saying, “Man, that was fun wasn’t it? I bet people were rolling in the floor! You’re welcome America!”
Ben Carson’s campaign team also sounded off on their Facebook page. Addressing who they thought the actual candidate would be, a source close to the campaign stated, “Ben is tired of playing the tired candidate. He’s ready for people to see who he really is and is thus publishing his new book, “Gifted Hands Pt. 2.” As far as the actual candidates go, the party has been playing it pretty close to the chest. But, we’ve heard rumblings. Be on the lookout for Alfred Pennyworth, Barney, or Punxsutawney Phil.”
The political world is changing rapidly and the Republicans apparently see more power in TV ratings than sitting in the oval office…they may be onto something.
In an effort to remain transparent with you all, none of this is true. Even if it may feel like it is.