Lecrae courtesy of Rapzilla

Christian Music Mogul, Lecrae, Signs to Secular Record Label; Loses Salvation

ATLANTA, GA – Famed rapper and author, Lecrae, created quite the ruckus today when it was announced that he was signing to Columbia Records/Sony Music Entertainment. The 12-year music veteran will be joining the likes of Beyonce, Adele, and other members of the Illuminati.

When reached for comment, one listener of Lecrae’s music was curious if this would have any bearing on where he will spend eternity saying, “I’m just not sure if this is wise in the eyes of the Lord. I’m not God, but if I were, I would tell Lecrae he had to be born-again again after making this move.” A second fan, when asked if this meant Lecrae would be looking in from the outside of the pearly gates responded emphatically, “Absolutely. Jesus would never sign with a secular label, especially with those who conspire with the devil and are prominent members of The DaVinci Code.”

Lecrae and his media team were unavailable for comment at the present time. However, it was communicated that they would respond to all such allegations once they finished re-covering their Bibles to make them look like normal books for their upcoming tour with the new label.

Stay tuned as this story progresses.

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*Photo credit to Rapzilla